Hello and welcome to my website! Here you can find some random tidbits about me, links to various places to purchase my amazing books, ways to contact me, and a blog where I will sometimes ramble away! So wander around, explore, don't keep your arms in the car at all times, and do pet/feed the animals. They are friendly...except for that moose over there. He ate a child last week. One bite and the kid was gone. It was odd and we all try not to make eye contact with the moose anymore. He looks twichy. But anyway, I would like to say thank you. It means a lot to me, with all the other internet things you could be doing, you opted to stop by here. That is simply the nicest thing you could ever do for me. Your gold star is in the mail!

5.09.2012

eBook!

Before I begin, I apologize to the 3 of you that read my blog...the fact that I have not done any posting since January is horrible. I am sorry. I didn't not forget about you. I just, I don't know, got caught up with other things. Kind of like why I have been so bad about tweeting; too many other things going on. But that will change starting now! YAH! CHANGE!

And now what is on my mind; I am still completely happy and madly in love with myself that I have published my first eBook. Lifetime goal done! Check plus! I have always wanted to have my work out there...even if this is not my ticket out of my office job, it gives me some degree of faith in myself that I have been lacking as of late. I have established within myself that I do believe in me and that I can do whatever the hell I want to!! YES!!

Maybe I will end ever chapter with caps on...yes, it will HAPPEN!!!

Anyway, now that I understand how to format in Smashwords and Kindle, I have like 3 or 4 books that I will be publishing before too long. All priced to encouraged fever-paced purchasing among you precious readers. That was a ton of P sounds...but really, anyone who buys my books raise to a level of greatness in my mind. I LOVE YOU!!!!

So this is the beginning of the business of me. My business cards will be delivered next week and I will staple them on all the foreheads of people I walk by. Or hug them and slip them into their pockets. Either way, I am going to spread my name everywhere. Feel free to write my info on bathroom walls! Anyone own and airplane and a banner to pull behind it? Gah, life is so FUN!!!!!

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