So tonight my parents had their little xmas holiday party thing. They let me invite some of my people, they invite some of their people, we add booze, shake, and let the evening happen. Good ass time and since I have been on this whole WW thing, I got drunk quickiety quick. All day I only add veggies and fruit so I would have enough points to have like 23948 glasses of wine and all the little finger foods I could handle. I love my parents for buying wine in bulk when they are going to have a party, they are really good people.
Did you know, my 2 blog readers, that I lost 13.2 pounds so far? Yeah that is right, I am like way fucking hotter than I was a month ago. Just a freakin month, this shit is awesome.
Anyway, the party, everyone stands around talking about whatever and we are all drinking and having a good time. As far as I know, nothing crazy happened. We all do what we all normally do and it was awesome. Odd that my ears are ringing. Was it that loud? No way. That is nuts. I am just too senstive in my hot ass old age.
I am slowly regaining feeling in my skin and lips. Does everyone have that problem? When they get drunk they can't feel their skin and lips? No? Just me? Fine....
Brian drove me home and we watched someone get pulled over. Woodridge cops are the worst. I have never gotten pulled over by one, but I have heard stories...for real, this cop followed this guy out of the town and pulled them over like blocks and blocks away. So he was such a dick that he called into the other town and was like "Um yeah, I have this guy that might be an asshole that I want to pull over, is that cool?" And the other town was like "Oh yeah dude, go for it, you are from Woodridge" and he hit is lights and over he went. All because the car changed lanes at a stop light in front of the cop. And they were from Indiana. Ok, they probably deserved it. Fucking other state dicks.
I really love Brian and I really wish he was here to laugh at all the non funny drunk things I am writing and saying. Good times...I heard his ringtone when he was calling me a little while ago and I busted out giggling and wasn't sure if I could answer the phone. I love him.
I might have finally reached the point where I am getting sleepy which is some kind of miracle. Maybe I will post something tomorrow which actually has a point, like why I hate movie remakes, but for now I will turn of the computer, shut off the lights, and laugh at the darkness around me until sleep takes over.
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