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10.26.2011

I've Made A Decision!

SO...I have decided that with my next paycheck I am going to sign up for Weight Watchers. Yes that is right world, I am going to really buckle down and do something about my health. Thank you for your applause.

This decision comes on the heals of hearing that my Mom signed up. If you have met my Mom you might be thinking the same thing I was "Hmm, why? You look great!" She is maybe 5'6" and looks healthy skinny if that makes any sense. She was saying that when she was on vacation she ate like a pig and had a moment where she was like "I can't keep doing this." So she signed right up. She told me all about it and has been at it for a week. She said she is seeing results and she is feeling better about her eating/drinking choices.

I have, since high school, been secure in the fact that I am a larger chick. I do not spend time in the mirror looking at myself thinking "Oh man, I look horrible. Look at that fat, look at that tummy, look at that ass." Well actually I do look at my ass, but that is cause I love it and sometimes want to see where I am slapping. I am not saying that there are not days where I pull on a shirt and take it off right away cause I don't like the way it fits. But I don't keep those kind of thought in my head cause it is pointless...I love me, I love how I am, and I don't freak out when I am not looking like "everyone else" cause I am not "everyone else". I am me. And I kick ass.

So why, you might ask, am I committing money to the idea of loosing weight and therefore changing myself? This is all a health issue for me. I do eat a bunch of crap that I shouldn't eat. And when I do, I tend to over eat cause I am loving the flavor of the crap I am eating. That sounds so wrong...anyway...I want to get a firm grip on my eating so I can be healthy and be around in this world as long as possible. I have people in my life that I love *coughBriancough* that I want to grow old with so we can play with each other's white hair. And the only way I am going to get to do that is if I knock off this crazy eating nonsense.

I like the idea of Weight Watchers cause it plays to two ideas that I love: numbers and not cutting out a certain type of food. Numbers because, hello, I have some mad number OCD things going on. For example: I have to swipe my eyeshadow brush the same number of times in the eyeshadow before I can put it on my eye or else I feel uneven. The thing about including all food comes from my belief since I went to health class in school; hello, the food pyramid! Do you see bread excluded? No! Then why would you go on a diet that tells you not to eat it? That just doesn't sound right at all.

There you go everyone. I am joining Weight Watchers which will make me even hotter than I already am. Awesome!
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